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Well… Yeah. I mean I get the point here but generally black people aren’t referred to as african american anywhere outside of america.
this test apparently tells you how narcissistic you are on a scale of 0 - 40. most people are under 20…i got a 35 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Weird flex but ok
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people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly
You sound neurotypical.
ALSLSFLVNCMFLFLSLFKGKF yall GOTTA stop using ur illnesses as excuses for being rude dicks to people what the fuck
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Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844
haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake
this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844
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I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
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This is so dramatic
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Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*
Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*
I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.
californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95
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